After seconds of strenuous, in-depth reporting. ***Wunter Under Meijer*** Can exclusively reveal the Real issue on the lips of everyone at Old Trafford this summer......
.....Where have all the prawns gone????.
A source close to ***Wunter** Tried to explain the situation. "Its simpler than Rio" He said " Them horrible Spainards have nicked all our prawns!!!"
After seconds of probing(A dig in the ribs) Our source continued " As everyone knows, a trip to Old Trafford includes a seafood dinner of prawns a la butty. It what our local, loyal fans from Surrey enjoy the most. However those horrible scouser's have recruited a number of Spainish fisherman who have used E.U rules to take our quota's. We've complained to FISHA about it, but they say the Spainards have done no wrong!!!"
The undercover journalist, tries to look sympathetic as the source continues.
" It's just not fair, we'd never tap up an organisation to get what we want. Its got to the point where our Queer ass has left the club to go to Portugal, he claims its because they have some top sardine's. But The boss reckons there just small fry. The long and short of it is, we may have to return to a menu of burger's and hot dog's. We have pleaded with them horible scouser's to play ball, but they won't."
Our source then slopes off looking slightly dejected as his new girlfriend Marie-Rose comes to meet him.
***Wunter Under Mejier*** Over the heads of many
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3 comments:
I cried after reading this one, good work boys, got a guy in the office who is going to do a newspaper front page and drop it on our manure supporting boss desk to see his reaction
thered1892
Great idea haha:)
Howdy Doc.
Don't know if you'll get this but what the feck. Well they caught up with us all and we went out in a blaze of "I'm better than you" that finally did me.
Drop me a line when you're around or if you get back onto the old 606 boards. I'm building a new below radar profile for when the season starts as TheLittleChief. Hope to speak to you again mate. Keep laughing and I'll keep taking the piss. Great fun while it lasted......
Oh nearly forgot, here's me e-mail if you want to drop us a line with a clue to your latest 606 incarnation:
ploff_meister@yahoo.co.uk.
Take it easy Doc.
El J.
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