Respected German daily newspaper Wunter Under Meijer have been first with the major scoop again, as they bagged an interview with Cristiano Ronaldo as the Portuguese star holidayed in Spain.
Ronaldo, exhausted after his excellent, domineering, critically acclaimed (Well, Clive Tyldsley-acclaimed anyway) display at the European Championships was in a relaxed mood as he discussed issues such as his impending transfer to Real Madrid, his new grooming product line - including Eau d'Cristiano aftershave (made in Portugal, bottled in Switzerland) and Wax de la Marmite hair gel - and, of course, his new paypacket.
He bristled, however, when Wunter reporter moreinjuredthanowen asked him about the effect his departure would have on United fans.
''They're finding it hard to let go'', explains The Bestest Player Ever In The Whole Wide World™ as he attempts to lick his own chest. ''Some of them have found out where I'm holidaying and they won't leave me alone, always begging me to stay. It'd be easier for all involved if they just let go.''
When Wunter pressed Ronaldo for an example of this harrassment he said nothing, but pulled from his Gucci man-bag a photo of a United fan physically pestering him despite Ronaldo's attempted disguise (he wore sunglasses)...
http://www.moonskaeurope.com/launchpad_pics/laila_prawn_large.jpg
With that, Wunter packed it's bag and headed back to base. We'd seen enough and Ronaldo's right:
Some people just need to let go
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3 comments:
Glad to see that these have found a permanent home where angling is always in season.
I'll be baaaack
Im_P
Great Idea doc.
Is Kempes still missing? Never really spoke to the guy & must confess don't know him well at all, but the wunter stuff is half the reason LJ & me got into 606.
Curious abot Kempes.
Cheers lads.
Im_p, yup, safe where the fun-police can't get it :)
KH, Kempes was an absolute beast, could talk about all things Liverpool all day and absolutely took WUMs apart. Whereas I tend to use the tactic of personal humiliation, Kempes used to dismantle any sort of argument the WUM would make... Then he'd use the tactic of personal humiliation :)
Just ask Molby about him...
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