Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Nani Implicated In Manchester Gang Sensation

Police in Manchester have spoken of their shock at the revelation that Manchester United winger Nani has been the ringleader of a gang of ruffians that have terrorized the area for the past year, reports Wunter Under Meijer.

The gang have been making life for Manchester residents tough with their intimidating presence, particularly at night. Reports suggest that they have cost local seafood restaurants thousands of pounds in lost earnings, as many prawn-loving locals opted to stay at home rather than venture out and risk bumping into the Portuguese winger and his cohorts.

''I was walking past the gang as the sun set one evening and you wouldn't believe the sudden metamorphasis in their behaviour when it got dark; they became very intimidating'', said one terrified old lady.

The player was only identified and apprehended after a young man took this photograph of the mysterious gang before fleeing and handing his camera into Manchester police:

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